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so get this!
on the greyhound back home yesterday, approximately half an hour after we leave the greyhound station in chicago, the man sitting diagonal from me was full out masturbating.

penis out of his pants and everything.
he was fully equipped with a huge mustache and hispanic heritage.

there's this girl about my age sitting behind me, so i text her a message telling her about the dude next to her. she loudly agrees saying, "YEAH I KNOW, IT'S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING." so in response the man sets a large bag next to him so she 'couldn't see' and continued to masturbate. five minutes later, the bag is on the floor and he's THRUSTING AT US. HELLO?? so our next stop isn't until moline, which means this will be the main leg of the trip where he continues to masturbate and grunt. nobody else has any idea what's going on.

so in moline the girl behind me (morgan) gets off and tells the bus driver what happened.
the bus driver comes and gives the guy a 'warning' (AS IF, IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL? HELLO. HE WAS MASTURBATING. WHAT THE HELL.) stating that if he continues that he will be not only kicked off the bus but arrested for indecent exposure.
we leave the moline bus station to go to the i-80 truck stop (largest in the world!) and since you aren't all fellow iowans, the ride is like fifteen minutes, tops from moline to davenport. anyway, the dude starts masturbating again!! GET REAL.
so in walcott/davenport, i get out and start telling the bus driver what happened and i get all flustered and i end up freaking out more.
whatever, it was disgusting dude.

this story turned out a lot longer than i meant it to be.
so to cut a long story short while the police were arriving, the guy runs.

AND WHAT WOULD A STORY BE WITHOUT A PICTURE!@#!?@?!@!

whatever, it was the best i could do, okay? I'M SICK!@#!!#

ps; i have really good friends. thank you guys for everything. you know who you are. ^__^;;

edit: so i get a phone call, and it's the police. they caught him! he's a drifter!!