no thanks.

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:52:30 GMT

summer '06 has been the best yet.
bring it on, fall semester.

Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:29:02 GMT

after being the siQqQ-est(?) i've ever been in my life, it's safe to announce that: I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!

MY BROTHER JACOB IS FIVE TODAY!!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:06:26 GMT

i am going to make vegan whipped cream tonight.
we'll see how that goes...

i'm craving sugar cookies right now.
and warm oatmeal raisinnnnnn.
I AM THE FATTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.

blaghlwelweflwe >:O

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 20:07:11 GMT

i think i have the worst luck with phone service(s). sprint hated me and now cingular does!
anyway, i just got an 'upgrade' to the new cingular ROKR phone! OOWOowOWoeeoo!
whatever, that's what i deserve after spending 2+ hours on the phone with them.
& i don't even want it because it's not a 'flip' phone and i'm a brat.
I JUST WANT MY TREO 650. :(
but i'm hoping this will actually let me pickup my phone calls and send my text messages.

on another note, i got my widsom tooth taken out yesterday.
i didn't really bleed & it doesn't hurt. no swelling either, so.. i'm happy.
in fact i've been eating extra to make up for my missed breakfast. MmMMm.
oh! & if anyone wants to buy some vicodin (or extra strength ibproffen ;), LET ME KNOW!!

the 2*SWEET show on saturday was awesome.
i'm not ready for winter.

uhhh,

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:40:07 GMT

i am turning into the biggest wimp ever.

hm..

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:12:34 GMT

well, if this is what getting dissed feels like, i guess i'm gonna deal.

either that or never get a clue. right guys???@#!# ;)

borrr ring.

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 13:53:17 GMT

well, all i'm really looking forward to right now is this weekend.

chicago, 'hardcore halloween', baking & a variety of FOOD<3333 other than captain crunch (which rules, don't get me wrong).

pretty much until then i will be reading star wars. sweet. :\

GAHHHHH!#!$@%

Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:23:21 GMT

i'm seriously having the worst weeks of my life.!@#!
also, if one of the schools i'm applying to does not accept me, i will kill everyone.
all i want to do is watch lord of the rings. all three, in order.

xxx kill everyone xxx
I'LL DIE STRAIGHT EDGE
I WON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!!!!
speaking of which, their last show is sunday.
i can't go, which means my life is pretty much worthless.

whateverrrrr!!!!$(@%(!)$@*#&!#*!@#!@(#!(
more text messages are necessary. :)

P.S. I'M SURE I CAN WHINE MORE, GET OVER IT. 69

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:14:41 GMT

i am a rollercoaster!!!

saturday was great. sunday was not.

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 19:08:51 GMT

WELCOME TO THE END OF MY LIFE.!#!$@%@

i doubt this day could get any worse, COME ON LIFE.
i know, i'm just whining because i'm extremely tired & this girl called in sick so i have to work for her again. ughhhh.

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:55:50 GMT

YES!!! ;)

ps; i love melanie annis.

stay straight edge.

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 22:40:10 GMT

today is a special day.
without today, the girl of my dreams would not have been born.
(& without food she would be skinny.)

i love melanie annis.
(even if her biological clock is ticking)

she's single, so don't hesitate to ~~mosh~~ call her!
612-296-3764

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY!!!

Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:09:44 GMT

i am happy.
& STRAIGHT EDGE.

also, i get to see the love of my life this weekend.
MELANIE ANNIS!#!@$%!

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 16:09:48 GMT

positive numbers fest was fun.
i'm in erie, and i'm going to hellfest.
what's going on in YOUR life?!>!?!@

...

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 22:24:30 GMT

i am a douchebag.

69

Tue, 10 May 2005 01:01:00 GMT

so get this!
on the greyhound back home yesterday, approximately half an hour after we leave the greyhound station in chicago, the man sitting diagonal from me was full out masturbating.

penis out of his pants and everything.
he was fully equipped with a huge mustache and hispanic heritage.

there's this girl about my age sitting behind me, so i text her a message telling her about the dude next to her. she loudly agrees saying, "YEAH I KNOW, IT'S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING." so in response the man sets a large bag next to him so she 'couldn't see' and continued to masturbate. five minutes later, the bag is on the floor and he's THRUSTING AT US. HELLO?? so our next stop isn't until moline, which means this will be the main leg of the trip where he continues to masturbate and grunt. nobody else has any idea what's going on.

so in moline the girl behind me (morgan) gets off and tells the bus driver what happened.
the bus driver comes and gives the guy a 'warning' (AS IF, IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL? HELLO. HE WAS MASTURBATING. WHAT THE HELL.) stating that if he continues that he will be not only kicked off the bus but arrested for indecent exposure.
we leave the moline bus station to go to the i-80 truck stop (largest in the world!) and since you aren't all fellow iowans, the ride is like fifteen minutes, tops from moline to davenport. anyway, the dude starts masturbating again!! GET REAL.
so in walcott/davenport, i get out and start telling the bus driver what happened and i get all flustered and i end up freaking out more.
whatever, it was disgusting dude.

this story turned out a lot longer than i meant it to be.
so to cut a long story short while the police were arriving, the guy runs.

AND WHAT WOULD A STORY BE WITHOUT A PICTURE!@#!?@?!@!

whatever, it was the best i could do, okay? I'M SICK!@#!!#

ps; i have really good friends. thank you guys for everything. you know who you are. ^__^;;

edit: so i get a phone call, and it's the police. they caught him! he's a drifter!!

sike!!

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:15:49 GMT

I WAS JK DUDES, I DEFINITELY SAW THE FIRST STEP SUNDAY!!!!!

<33333333333

good god

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:03:31 GMT

i'm seeing the first step tomorrow.

THE FIRST STEP.

THE
FIRST
STEP

...THE FIRST STEP.
TFSTFSTFSTFSTFSTFSTFS.

69696996 TFS 69696969

THE FIRST STEP

the first step!!!!! goOoo!O!O!O$%)%^

http://www.chicagohardcore.net/msgboard/index.php?t=tree&th=7817&mid=57142&rid=&S=b2125e340768d5d9516a347e43ae7174&rev=&reveal=

this is probably the worst day of my life.
go to hell.

"YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BIO!"

Sat, 05 Mar 2005 17:54:25 GMT

dude, check it. i'm at this diner in the middle of the nowhere, and this broad (who is our server) has her hair pulled back in a french braid/something bunk like that. anyway, after dinner we get in the car, and i hear, "dude, did you see her biohazard tattoo?"

WHAT!#!!29(%#(%# i immediately ran inside to check it out, resulting in THIS:

UM HELLO, SHE IS LIKE FIFTY-THREE AND LOVES BIOHAZARD.

I HAVE FOUND MY SOULMATE, SERIOUSLY.

ps; I'M STILL STRAIGHT EDGE!
& work is really dead right now.

what chips!!!!!@!#@@%

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 05:40:59 GMT

BIGGEST DISS OF MY LIFE!!!!
COME ON MYSPACE, GET ME LAID.

take a hint!

Sun, 13 Feb 2005 05:28:52 GMT

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 17:31:40 GMT

"During a show in Cleveland last night, With Honor's van was broken into. The group's money box, which contained the band's entire supply of money, was taken, in addition to various personal effects, including prescription medication. A PayPal account has been set up for them at withhonorct@yahoo.com. Any help would be greatly appreciated."

if you owe me money, donate it to them.

ps; OHIO IS WORTHLESS.

cool life

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 17:40:03 GMT

SELLOUT MORE, I DARE YOU.

dear death threat;

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 18:18:32 GMT

this is unnecessary.

love,
angel.xxx

my only serious entry, ever. wtf.

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 06:32:19 GMT

i imagined this exact sanario so many times.
& now that it's actually happened i'm at a loss.
i'm pissed.
in fact, it's like i'm downright angry.

all i can think about is how bad you feel.
or how bad i hope you feel.
then maybe you can begin to imagine a fraction of how i felt the last six months.

felt (verb): to once feel.
past tense & past participle of feel

felt, because now i don't give a fuck.
reality, you probably don't even care.
but you know what? you'll never know what you lost.

also, i doubt this post was a tragic love tale or even about a boy.
cool life, dude.